Love Quotes

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

Love is the greatest refreshment in life

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury

It is most unwise for people in love to marry

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

Love reckons by itself -- alone
"As large as I" -- relate the Sun
To One who never felt it blaze
Itself is all the like it has

Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!

A man in the house is worth two in the street

Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse

True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it

I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can't stand is you

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men

I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it