Love Quotes

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'

— Woody Allen

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

— Helen Rowland

A man in the house is worth two in the street

— Mae West

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it

— Thomas Fuller

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

— Agatha Christie

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot

— Groucho Marx

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly

— Mae West

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

— Woody Allen

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse

— George Bernard Shaw

I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together

— Julia Roberts

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

— Rita Rudner

I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can't stand is you

— Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury

— George Burns

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow

— John Wayne

It is most unwise for people in love to marry

— George Bernard Shaw

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom

— Joan Rivers

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men

— Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache

— Mae West

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

— Ambrose Bierce

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

— Woody Allen

Love is the greatest refreshment in life

— Pablo Picasso

Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's

— Germaine De Stael

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat

— Ben Hecht

Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!

— Unknown

Love reckons by itself -- alone
"As large as I" -- relate the Sun
To One who never felt it blaze
Itself is all the like it has

— Emily Dickinson

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul

— St. Augustine

True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it

— La Rochefoucauld